Caption Competition
Remember - Friday nites have now changed!
R&B loveliness with DJ Ken-e
Current Entries (!) below this message:
If you fancy winning a FREE Jugs of lovely Wolseys Cocktails to help kick off next weekends carousing then dream up the best caption for this pic from last Saturday. I will post all entries here as I get them, and the winner will be chosen by 7.30pm on Saturday 9th November 2002.
To enter, email webmaster@you-at-wolseys.com and if you win, you'll get an email voucher by 7.30pm on Saturday. It's all too easy - Good Luck!
This week's attempts: -
HAVING ESCAPED FROM NOTRE DAME THE HUNCHBACKS LESS FAMOUS SISTER WAS ENJOYING HER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME . - Bobby
All night long he wondered where he recognised her from but it wasnt til he saw the top of her head that he caught on!! - Steve
Previous Winners
Try as she might, Laura becomes the next hapless victim of Ms Church's new craze - Laa
"I knew we should have worn heels tonight - at least then we'd have been tall enough to get in the photo!!" - Gemma
"Gobble, gobble, gobble, xmas is coming! Oh wait..........it's Halloween, we always mix up holidays!" - Graham
Are you wondering why the guy in the glasses looks so pleased with himself?? His blonde friend explains what he has just done in the bottle!! - Helen
"Last week The London Palladium, this week Wolseys...", Martine McCutcheon pondered whether life could get any worse whilst her friends pissed themselves laughing at her fall from grace. - Jay
Guy in the blue shirt thinks to himself - mmmm I've actually pulled for once... Guy in the background - HAHA LESBIANS - Rach
Whilst Emma demonstrated the size of Paul's appendage to her friends, it quickly became apparent that he had decided to 'bat for the other side'. - Tanya
Lady as she claps in laughter: "Am I the only person that noticed the 'WET PAINT' sign on the wall" - scott
Samantha quickly adjusted herself, the horror or "The Dr Pepper Incident" still seared into her memory. - Peter
Barbara finally realized how many Smirnoff Ice's she'd drank when she forgot how to spell YMCA - Peter - WINNER!!
Guy No.1 "o my god! this guy has drank soo much he is sweatin beer!" Guy No.2 "fuck off! gimme a lick." Guy No 1 "TRY NAD MAKE HIM CRY!" - Matt-bo
David looked on in a knowing 'I do that too' way as Janice started wanking! She was obliviously excited by the fact that closing time was fast approaching and she could go home to watch M & M! - Graham
Moving from right to left of photo Bloke No.1 : 'Can anyone else smell something?' Bloke No. 2: 'I think it's coming from her!?' Lady in Red : 'Oh God they've noticed! I was hoping my bag would hide the it!! How embarrassing! Lets just keep smiling and pretend it wasn't me!' Bloke No.3: 'She hasn't! Has she? O my!!' - Fiona
julie celebrated the fact that she had convinced chris not to add " N K E R" to his new magnetic t shirt. - twisted
From Rachael's reaction, John assumed that his request for a blowjob had been declined - Sazzle
I was holding his waist like this, and said stick it in here *opening her mouth to demonstrate* and he ran off !!!!!! - Helen
"I'm a little tea pot, short and pouty, look at my breasts, they're gonna pop outy!!" - mouldy
after eminem found his root he decided on takin the dirt track until he was stopped on his way by a passing photographer. - Ian
After months at sea, Jeff proudly displayed the two whales he caught! - Mouldy
After a quick fiddle, Dave realised that Sarah was not in fact "all woman" - jay
Having been shot through the chest at close range, Chesney realised the Magnum he'd used in so many playground gunfights over the years was in fact useless... - jcarmstrong
The difference between M and F was vividly illustrated by their opposing reactions to a good fart on the dance floor - NODdy
Please give it to me, pllllllease I want it all over my face! - Graham