many myles away

18th August 2001

For those who know him, the last year has been a real blessing as Gareth kindly cashed in his collection of amusingly shaped pubic hair and pissed off on a world cruise. It would appear that his natural ability to land on someone else's feet has stood him (no pun intended, but not bad all the same) in good stead. Not only has he clinched the Corona Biere sponsorship he has been chasing for the past 4 years, he has also been able to develop his "Dress me up like a bitch" fetish to it's outer limits. Oh, and he appears to have managed to bag a bit of a trophy in the punani department. Nice.

Here are some pics he recently sent me. I share them with you.

Gareth, we miss you and hope that you bring us all back a nice pressie.

26th April 2002

Gareth recently condescended to get back in touch via the old interweb (bloody clever considering he's on a boat/ship/flotation device/not to be used as a life preserver) and he had the audacity to send some photos as well. He says, and I quote from the original hebrew here, "Just thought I'd drop a line to say 'Hi' to all. I've just been around the world and shall be home in about a month for 4 weeks before heading off to do it all again.". Smug bastard, but at least he's back soon so we can get him shit faced and throw him in the marina. We'll see how much he likes mucking about on the ocean wave then, eh? Gareth, as always we await your arrival with awe and wonderment. Don't forget the pressies this time.