Welcome to the Wolseys Pub Quiz Section!

 

Yes, all you terminal alcoholics now have a little web kudos for for your offical Monday Night's drinking excuse.

 

You can e-mail your beloved host Kayeso at kayeso@you-at-wolseys.com

 

 

Motto : Blowing Goats
West Hammered 92 2nd Place
Jackasses 63
Anthrax Clan 56
KFC - The New Twin Tower Meal 90
Usual Suspects 72
Mr. Parker & Mr. Longbough 78
The Deaf Offenders 56
Anthrax Reunion Tour 93 Winners!
Anthrax - I Prefer Nucleur Assault 84 Best Team Name
Hooray For Boobies 64
Frascati Do 51
Anthrax Comeback Tour 2001 90

 

October 8th 2001

Motto : You're Causing A Scene
The Telly Band 66
The Vikram delight 79
Who Cares III X
Your Dad's Your Uncle 80
The Dog's Bollox 74
Allcock Inner Thigh Rash 94 Winners & Best Team Name
Bush Talks Bollox 75
Seymour Butz 90 2nd Place
Single White Females & 2 Other Blokes 77
Lake America (formerly Afghanistan 77
Bombs Away 65
Fits Like A Glove 67
Bald Head 75
Kabul's Eye 89
Kabul Kaboom 78

 

October 1st 2001

Motto : Plebian Hordes
Ed Will Hunting 100
Team Fleetwood Fish 79
S.O.S. II 87
Unrealness 99
Lez Be Avin' Ya! 89
Don't Ask Me, I'm Illitirit 78
The Cameraman From U.N.C.L.E. 104 Winners!
Where's McDowell when You Need Him? 92
North & South 71
Prince Edward Is A Willy Watcher 99 Best Team Name
Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur 96
Muckled On A Monkey For Money 104 2nd Place

 

September 24th 2001

Motto : Touching Cloth
S.O.S. 65
Striking Strikers 62
Yer Ma Taliban 84
Dirty Bills 75
The Dog-Gone Junkies 99 Winners!
Ahab, Ishmael & Peequod 65
The Frig Yin 93 Best Team Name
Two Skins 88
Bab's Babes 77
Dick Turpin Wore A Mask 72
Too Much Bush Freezes Your Assets 100 2nd Place
Yorkshire Lads 75

 

September 10th 2001

Motto : Smelling Of Cat Food
Stop Children Crossing 75
Presidential Super Stretch Limos 85
Lost A F**king Heap On The FTSE 92
Last Orders At 2am 95
Holy Crossfire 94 Best Team Name
We've Lost Again 81
Cops & Grave Robbers 100 Winners!
The Muppets 81
Holy Cross, Residents Crosser 100 2nd Place
Monday Club 89
Jacko - Just Doing It To The Kids 92
The Phantom Menaces 77

 

September 3rd 2001

Motto : Wot, No Motto?
No Hopers 86
Christmas Island Welcoming Committee 107 Winners!
Who Are Those Guys? 80
R.T.M. 84
Lesbian Seagulls 69
Jonty's Team (leek!) 59
Brian No Moore 106 2nd Place & Best Team Name
Monkey Knife Fighting Butlers 100
Fact Hunt 96
5-1 But Still Shit 84
Norfolk 'N' Chance 93 Clapped Out Shit Name!
Hairy Arseholes 82
Aussies Couldn't Give A XXXX 102
My Grandpa's No Architect, But You Should See His Erections 91
What's In The Container Cobber? 96
England - Who Cares? 66
What's In A Fakkin' Name? 84

 

August 27th 2001

Motto : Travelling Dingleberries
Magnificent Seven 78
Favourite Airline Food - Plane Crisps 93 Winners! (crap name)
ETA La Paella 77
Bored & Tired 70
Zippy, Bungle, George & Co. 56
It's a Stam Shame 61
Aussie Aussie Aussie! 57
Whack This Guy Off, Ehh! 78
Rowers Have No Cox 93 2nd Place
Fergie Sticks One In Jaap's Eye 84 Best Team Name
Aaliyah Must Die 90
The Brra 89

 

August 20th 2001

Motto : Where's Me Washboard?
IRA's Crack Commandoes 95 Best Team Name
The Hamilton's Dirty Weekend 104 2nd Place
Wee 3 Bimbos 59
Wolsey's? 74
My Granny's No Thief, But You Should See Her Snatch 92
The Butler Dunnit 92
Born Again Virgins 65
John 3:16 67
The Cling On 96
Barred Staff 89
Where's Barney's Blue Peter Badge? 77
We're Shit... Aaaah! 96 Winners!
The AA Team 54

 

August 6th 2001

Motto : Fisting Pigeons

A Falconio In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush 94
Too Fucked to Carey 96
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Than A Frontal Lobotomy X
Respect For People 67
Lone Rangers 69
Bastardly Dastardlies 68 Best Team Name
Bobbin' Along Withe The Birthday Boy 70
Fact Hunt 96 2nd Place
The Liver Boys 74
Positive Inchtrope 66
It's Warm In Here 75
Maurice Greene's Drug Dealers 97 Winners!
The Queen Mum Must Die! 93

 

July 30th 2001

Motto : It's No Fun Glassing Birds!

Dirty Sex Aussie Style X
Go Walkin' 80
I'm A Salad Dodger 91 Winners
Battered And Bruised X
Honey, I Dunked The Kids 82
Octus Inchus Flaccidus 87
I Want To Hold Your Prosthetic 86
Reuben & The Jets 94 2nd Place
Don't Know 68
3 MC's & 1 DJ 73
The Chris Morris Minors 87 Best Team Name
Playing With Willy & His 5 Sisters 69
Animal Farm 85
Chaz 'N' Dave 75
Brassed Off With The ITC 81
Etna Everidge & The Eruptions 68
We Go To Queen's, You Know! 71

 

July 23rd 2001

Motto : Felching Elephants

Jeffrey Archer's Solicitors 83
Whisky Arms 85
Timmay 86
4 Years In Prison 74
Aussie Slaughter 90 Winners
70's Prostitutes 71
We're Sexy 64
Jeffrey's Jaunt In The Joint 87
Rolf's Cartoon Club 82
Etna Everidge & The Eruptions 67 Best Team Name
Gypsy Shotgun Wedding Planners 89
Caddyshack 3 - The Beaver Put It There 99 2nd Place
When Carpets Are Full, Please Use The Ashtray 84
Westburn Wanderers 65
Urgh!! 68

 

July 16th 2001

Motto : Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Window Defenders 87
I Saw Kayeso Buy The Prizes & They're Crap 84
Them There 65
War Loves Elvis 58
People's Front Of Judea 63
Luscious Lucy's Licky Bits 72
Big Hand For Jeremy Beadle 88 Winners & Best Team Name
Drunken Bastards 75
Our Points Tally Tonight Is... 67
Junkie Monkeys 37
Slegs On Legs 58
Gravity Foxes 58
My Wife Can't Cook... 63
Fun Unbeatable Crazy Kids 77
Ker'Pau - China In Your Hands 96 2nd Place
At The Bar 81

 

July 9th 2001

Motto : With A Gun In My Hand...

Richard's Balls 100
Go On, Even If He Is A Bitch 97
Mr. Marley's Exceedingly Good Cakes 65
Pornographic Lunatics 105 Winners
Shit For Brains 82
Phoctifino X
Full Quota X
Charlie's Angels 103
Open To Offers 73
Fuck, I Don't Know, Mate! 53
Henman's Dry Eyes 83
Little And Large 39
Foreskinz 81
Bacon Torpedoes 104
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Catscan 107 2nd and Best Team Name
Last Of The Virgin Whores 103

 

July 2nd 2001

Motto: White Knuckle Shuffle
Mince Meat 61  
Jimmy Hill's Got a Big Chin 105  
Chris Evan's Rotten Ginger liver 60  
Dunnow! 66  
Free Barry Bulsara 111 Winners!!
The Bhajis 95  
Roast Chicken And Yorkshire Pudding 88  
Nora Batty's Knickers 82  
Gary Bartlem Shaves His Teeth 96 Best Team Name
Late Entry 99  
Slow Coaches 105  
Fucked X  
Clockwork Lemon 96  
Dando Killer Thriller 109  
Dildos And Dildon'ts 113 2nd Place

 

 

Monday 25th June 2001

 

Finishing Scores:

Food Fighters 98
Who's Kruger 61
Arse Goblin Exterminators X
Nepalese Royal Family 71
2 Fat Ladies X
Just Because 74
The Games 75
Your Dad's Your Uncle 85
Huge Drawers + A Climbing Machine 80
Nicole 48
Marlboro + Harp Fever 97
Samurai Pizza Cats 50
Fanny Uppercuts 106

 

Monday 18th June 2001

 

1st Place    - The Water Babies

2nd Place   - Wolsey's Walls = Dirty Protest 

Last Place   - Scuzzy Students

Best Team Name    - Wolsey's Walls = Dirty Protest (The Worst week For Team-Names in Living Memory)

Worst Team Name  - My Girlfriend Can't Wrestle..
                          (Will people please stop using this
                           shite name, PLEASE!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

Above are listed the results from all the quizzes of the last 4 months. If any weeks' results are missing, it is because either :

a) I've been too drunk / lazy to write down the scores.

b) Some incompetent halfwit who works in the bar has cleaned the scoreboard, before I've got near it. No names will be mentioned, but if Chris McBurney does it again, I will garrote him and hang him up by his innards.