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Scanning the world wide whatever for stuff to distract you from what you were theoretically supposed to be doing in the first place. I am giving up trying to describe these site. Too weird...
The main attraction here is a selection of downloadable classic TV comedy moments, including sketches from Monty Python, The Goon Show, and Benny Hill. Altogether now, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
Strangely and almost inexplicably relaxing - tune in now and hear junk mail read by a voice synth to a background of atmospheric music. I've tried to stop listening, but I'm hooked. Help me....
Just do it.
Ah, it was amazing that this site wasn't here from the start...
"Smokagotcha" are personalised, on-line pals who want to quit smoking, but need your help. Register now and your Smokagotcha will email you for advice and support. If you're good you might even get a certificate for being a great pal. So go on give a home to a Smokagotcha!
Follow the "Interactive" link and start learning how to fingerspell - not only useful for communicating with deaf people, but invaluable for telling your mate what drink you want when the bloody DJ has the music up too loud.
Find out all about yourself from the colours you choose... actually quite good!
Frank the Cat was hit by a car in January 2002 and suffered terrible injuries. Watch him live from two different webcams as he recovers.
Local College Radio - on the air sometimes....
Up to date charts courtesy of Dot Music
Vote for this year's best F1 totty - updated every race weekend!
Altogether now, "Da, da, da-da-daaaaa!" Okay, so Black Sabbath is the band responsible for a squillion Beavis and Butthead air guitar solos, but they still rawk. If you missed the Ozzfest appearances by this seminal metal band, fear not. Tribute band Slack Babbath is on hand to polish up your Iron Man and prevent you from feeling Paranoid.
"More than any other artist of his generation, Warhol showed us that the ubiquitous imagery of mass culture had come to reflect and shape contemporary life." Indeed.
Find out what that song was - you know, the one in the thingy commercial that goes "da da da bee ma dee whap...". Use this site instead of embarrassing yourself at Sho'Nuff Music
Freestyle Wheelbarrowing - Extreme sports at the very limit of credulity
Beat Mike Bison or something...
Eric will convey the emotion of your choice if you ask nicely.
Super stuff - more spoof news with a motoring theme. Chuckles ahoy!
Ahh - an amazing site - visually similar to teletext, content is more like Herd of Sheep. Click on a link and watch the page counter go!
Need I say more. Sections include "Players Wives" and "Streakers".
If you are a redhead or like redheads (M or F) then this is the site for you. Good grief.
Geoff Capes campaigns to save the local chippy - send a friend a belch or win a years worth of kebabs.
A great site looking and laughing at the comments and gaffs of the great football pundits. My personal fav is "Teach yourself Ronglish - learn how to talk like Ron Atkinson". For footy fans everywhere.
A, em, manufacturer and vendor of fine swimwear - oh mama!
The weird things that real people say... truely amazing - home of "Buzzword Bingo"
Ever wondered where the notes in your pocket have been or where it will go next? This is the place to find out!
FREE SMS! Text anyone for free - now!
All the latest news and views from around the world served in a mayonnaise sauce.
Ah, what better way to relieve the tension at this "festive" time of year than to catch up with your favourite borough
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It's all about cheese. 'Nuff said.
Your own cheese gateway to the world.
Gary told me about this site... Snob or Slob, it's amazing.
If you find yourself preggers or know someone who is this is a useful site to have a look at - slick and informative, you'll find it compelling even if you're a bloke
Oh god did I laugh! Dave Prowse we salute you. Go on, email him.
SadGeezer.com - An alternative Sci-Fi site for loonies. Great fun though.